So, I've been thinking... have you ever had one of those really jacked up days and it seems like everything is going wrong? Well, I know how to fix it :D Ready? Okay, here it is- just think to yourself, "Gee, at least I'm not an ugly baby turtle." It worked, didn't it?? You know why? Because about 99.9999999999999% of baby turtles are cute, and to be an ugly baby turtle would pretty much be the worst thing in the world that could ever happen to you EVER. But, you aren't an ugly baby turtle, and therefore, your life isn't as bad as you think :) You're welcome!
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Oh, and I just remembered something else! Today I was in the library looking at books, and found the mythology and folk tales section! Not only that, but there was a book called Romantic Tales from the Age of Chivalry or something along those lines. It made my heart melt with joy and whatnot. Of course, I'm a little sad that it was in the mythology section.... Hmm.... O_o There's something to think about.
